Conversation I had with my mom in the car.

  • Me: Mom, I have a random question.
  • Mom: Okay, what is it?
  • Me: Which would you rather be, a road, or a car?
  • Mom: Hmmmm.. I think I would want to be a road so people will ride me.
  • Me: Oh my god mom.
  • Mom: Well now that I think about it, I think I would want to be a car cause I like being on top.
  • Me: OH MY GOD MOM.