Conversation I had with my mom in the car.
- Me: Mom, I have a random question.
- Mom: Okay, what is it?
- Me: Which would you rather be, a road, or a car?
- Mom: Hmmmm.. I think I would want to be a road so people will ride me.
- Me: Oh my god mom.
- Mom: Well now that I think about it, I think I would want to be a car cause I like being on top.
- Me: OH MY GOD MOM.